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and here's another wacky news segment

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all right plumbers expecting big brown

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friday following thanksgiving feast

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increase in sewage

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all right

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well we knew this was coming this is

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this is the apocalypse right here graham

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so we have a shortage on food and gas

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but we have an abundance of [\h__\h]

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there's a a lot of [\h__\h] out there the

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perfect euphemism for where we are uh

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black friday might get the hype but

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there's a certain sector of workforce

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prepping for something else

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brown friday

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the day after thanksgiving is usually

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the busiest day of the year

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for plumbing and drain service providers

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according to roto-rooter one of the

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largest priming plumbing and repair

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companies

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uh in the us

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they service uh sewers

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oh my god

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uh there are several factors that

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contribute to the issue large gatherings

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meal preparation and kitchen cleanup

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overload uh the overload sinks and

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disposals while post-meal waste

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loads uh

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they load up toilets and sewers creating

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lots of work for plumbers

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that is one big pile of [\h__\h]

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thank you jeff goldblum

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many thanksgiving hosts also have

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overnight guests who

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can who take showers bath and flush

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toilets and might not it might even do a

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lo a little laundry or two

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but they're really they're blaming the

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guests for coming over and [\h__\h] up

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your toilets like everyone

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what are these just doing to the laundry

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though that's that's my concern what are

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they putting in there

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like who's coming over thanksgiving and

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doing laundry hey

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i'm gonna come over we're gonna have

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some turkey we're gonna do some laundry

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we're gonna watch the detroit lions you

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know it's gonna be a great day watch

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some football

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wash some shirts we'll go take a [\h__\h]

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together you know

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just clog up that dumper hey jay come on

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jay i'm coming over to your house gonna

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have some thanksgiving some turkey

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take a [\h__\h] we're gonna shove the turkey

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down the toilet

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this is ridiculous but i i see their

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point here

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uh there are several factors that

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contribute to the issue okay i read that

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the extra strain on the plumbing system

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is like the proverbial last straw that

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breaks the camel back a news release

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reads this has led companies to elect

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roto-rooter roto-rooter to dub the day

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brown friday due to the amount of sewage

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and waste they deal with

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typically they typically see a 50

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increase in call volume over the

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on the average friday and a 20

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uptick in business over the

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the four day weekend period so they're

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constantly going out like some

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people just destroy their toilets on

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thanksgiving that's what they're saying

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well i i i like uh we've got a comment

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the chat on at least twitch he says uh

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that this could be a native vat this is

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sir gin this could be a native ad for a

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roto-rooter

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toilet

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what is my problem i just like that

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they're trying to coin the term brown

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friday yeah me too i like that in fact

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is there brownfriday.com can we get that

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i don't know but i'm going to drop a

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link here and that you it's an immediate

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follow-up and you have to look at who

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posted this and maybe it's bad marketing

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okay well um extra guests means more

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flushes showers dishwashing and laundry

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all which greatly increases the chance

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of plumbing and drain failure says paul

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abrams roto-rooter spokesperson

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they're only talking to people who are

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affiliated with roto-rooter

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they're jack in the water baby

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source is familiar with the matter so

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brown friday.com is 3 500 bucks you can

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get brownfriday.net or dot org for 12

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bucks a year

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this is what i want this is what i need

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uh we all uh so here you want some want

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some tips want some plumbing tips out

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there for like uh here's here's some

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thanksgiving plumbing tips for people

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out there uh never pour grease turkey

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drippings or cooking oil down the drains

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they solidify in the pipes and they

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choke your dream or your drains so be

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careful

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why does

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turkey dripping sound like another

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nickname that joe biden has for some kid

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he grew up with

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don't peel your potatoes uh poultry

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skins bones rice and pasta down the

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garbage disposal do that in the shower

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like kramer did

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put that in the in the washing machine

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uh make sure the disposal is running

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when you add food scraps don't flush wet

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wipes down the toilet most don't

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dissolve and can clog the pipes

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i think that's total [\h__\h] i flush

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everything down the toilet i like t i

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put band-aids down my nipples for the

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running mm-hmm

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and for fun

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my my dryer uh lint

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right in the toilet

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i don't want to throw it on my trash

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yeah i'm just like i don't want to fill

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it up my trash

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you put everything you can down the

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toilet i haven't paid the trash pick up

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my dog bags when she shits just right

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down the toilet i think that's

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appropriate the plastic i don't know

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okay the plastic i don't do that all the

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all my amazon boxes they just shut up

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in the parks and just stuff them down

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all the material left after i juice you

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know like the carrots and the celery and

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all that and then straight in the toilet

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that kind of makes sense to me

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fertilizer

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i think your xbox games and playstation

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games you should

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this game is no good but this sucks it's

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going down the toilet

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you just you just start one end of the

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tape ribbon and just let it go and just

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keep letting it letting the spool out

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there goes right said fred

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not too sexy for this now are you

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i'm too sexy for your flush

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uh there are some more helpful uh tips

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here for for people and uh we gotta we

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gotta make sure everyone's aware of this

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uh place a plunger in the guest bathroom

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to save your guests the embarrassment of

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asking for one

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place it in the toilet sticking up from

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the middle when they're staying over the

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i i think they're just yeah uh are they

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suggesting you want you buy some

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plungers and then at thanksgiving dinner

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you stop the dinner to hand out the

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plungers to all your guests yes you use

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them as seats actually

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i know you got you look like you're

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about to go clog up my dumper so here's

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a here's a plunger you're gonna need

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that i think uh this is a great idea for

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a stocking stuffer put a put a plunger

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in your kid's stocking for a nice

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stocking stuffer you're gonna need this

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later son

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take that with you wherever you go

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because uh christmas dinner is a pretty

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big dinner too people come over there

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and they said the last one here spread

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the showers out and uh the laundry loads

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like waffle stomp is that what they mean

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yeah you'd basically be in the shower

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and then i would come in and i'd join

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you while you're doing laundry bills

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don't join each other because you just

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have more crap going down the drain i'm

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peeling potatoes in here bill get out of

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i gotta make america hold on i got you

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got the tops off this guy

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yeah so i got my hands in it and i'd put

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it around in front to help me out with

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the potatoes thank you finally someone's

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helping with the potatoes

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yeah you can peel the potatoes and we'll

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have a bowl between us it's gonna be

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chop up these brussels sprouts

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uh so you got a follow-up link to this

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one yeah so the second link i dropped in

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there just because it's bad marketing on

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their part

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so ups has something called brown

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paper on friday

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oops bye-bye

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uh they said they're still looking for

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people who are interested in being a

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youth at the ups warehouse and they will

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if you're a worker or package handler

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package delivery driver driver helper

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personal vehicle driver or tractor

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trailer driver

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brown friday 2021

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not that brown friday

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let's do it let's see who's going to win

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just do it

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they got a different brown friday going

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on over there

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they're delivering packages and joe's

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cramming those packages down there

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they both involve packages

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all my amazon boxes get you know i tear

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them up throw them down to the toilet

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i mean why even eat the kitchen just sit

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this is why i'm thinking like what what

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the [\h__\h] is wrong with doc brown just

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put a toilet in the driver's seat

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exactly you don't gotta move

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like an idiocracy where he's like go

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away baiting he sits in the same chair

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where he baits and [\h__\h] yeah well i mean

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it's it's efficient the the future is

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efficient is what we're trying to say

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the future is amazing

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they're trying to send us to the mars so

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we can have green kids while they live

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here

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and have arby's all day long and have

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sex with children pretty much probably

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green children they'll probably bring

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greed children like the way hillary

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clinton brings haitian kids so that they

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can drink their blood yeah something

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like that some something weird is going

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on

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gray skin

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yep

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all right i think that's it people i

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think we got together i got one more

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like thanksgiving related story like oh

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great okay

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yeah let's prime the pumps uh yeah i

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gotta get the dumper ready um so this is

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i couldn't find fast food news but

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here's like that limited time

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thanksgiving-ish news so it's all it's

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all food related but you can use this to

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clog your toilets i like this uh

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there's uh some some news right here

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reese's debuts pie size peanut butter

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cup

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for thanksgiving

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2021 all right that's some good news on

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that front i would say

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how how many people with uh you know uh

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they have uh

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gland problems or whatever thyroid

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problems are to eat the whole thing

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i i'm going to and then go then go clog

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your toilets and call roads my genetics

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this is [\h__\h] crashes i'm all excited

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about getting one of these i'll read the

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story though

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um reese's is giving peanut butter

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lovers an extra reason to be thankful

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for the holiday season a thanksgiving

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pie that is actually just a super sized

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peanut butter cup i'm on board i love

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this i love reese's the company said uh

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on monday

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uh the dessert which is the size of an

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actual pie it has a nine inch diameter

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and comes in three point

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two five pounds so uh three three and a

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quarter pounds of solid peanut butter

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and chocolate when you uh bring together

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friends and family for thanksgiving

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no table spread is complete without this

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dessert and joe's going to shove it

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uh at reese's we wanted to create a

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dessert that everyone wants a piece of

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you can thank us later only

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3 000 pies are available for sale on

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as you might expect it is sold out

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it's sold out already

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this is [\h__\h] [\h__\h] i wanted one so

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here's my question it's a nine inch

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reese's peanut butter cup basically

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right [\h__\h] i got it up on screen

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right here

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so how many calories because like you

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said how many glands how many people

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with quote-unquote gland problems are

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going to sit there

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and and and just

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cram this thing down their gullet i'm

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going to say each slice five thousand

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calories well not each slice i mean the

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whole thing because

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13 000 calories

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you're you're a bit high on that that

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would be i tell you what i'll give you

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14 000 no we're doing calories here i'll

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give you ten thousand dollars

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calories we're doing calories

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seven thousand six hundred calories holy

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crap

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look at that guy that is amazing

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i think if you're slicing up like these

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quarter inch pieces like that you know

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well

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it's so yeah it says there's 48 servings

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in this thing

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so microservice yeah so my question is

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in this photo that they have up there

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there's like what eight servings maybe

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yeah i don't even like 10 people in my

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family

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there's not going to be there's not like

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so 48 servings would be just like a

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sliver of that like when i eat pie i

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want a nice healthy piece of pie i don't

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care if it's like a thousand calories or

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1400 calories or whatever well i just

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want to place peace pie and that would

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be the thing is if it's about 7 600

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calories now there's eight slices and at

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least in that photo right you're pretty

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close to like 950 calories per slice

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yeah how are they saying like there's 48

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servings per

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well i'm guessing it's probably the size

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of a

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reese's peanut butter cup they probably

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just used that

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yeah they didn't want to do any new

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calculations yeah that's that's math

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they're not doing that

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do you understand that

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i they do

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you know

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if you think about how apple and pumpkin

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pie you want to serve it warm so do you

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cook the

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because either way you're kind of [\h__\h]

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i wonder if roto-rooter is chimed in on

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this thing because this yeah they should

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get attached yeah this should present

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some problems to them

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after you eat the whole thing like the

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the the the after the reese's peanut

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butter cup is out of the box the bottom

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is the road router phone number just

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says there you go call this now

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i'm going to tag everything i eat with

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uh roto-rooter on twitter and just

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asking if i am around friday can i flush

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you out on friday should i be eating

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this roto-rooter or is this going to

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give you guys problems

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i don't know what they think about that

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christmas in a can remember that one

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is this going to be good or bad for you

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guys because i don't know i don't want

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to do anything to put you out

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if you want a good time here

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um you drop this in carrot shop look at

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there's already reviews for this thing

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on hershey's website and these reviews

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are pretty amusing

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yeah oh wow that's that's crazy

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it looks amazing i'm i'm very jealous

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so where are these reviews at uh

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reviews right now

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mostly fi of 17 five star and then six

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one star so what are the six one star so

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one stars uh only three thousand made

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okay

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uh make more people are upset there's

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not so thank you the third one down that

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says thank you yeah thank you i've been

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on a diet for six months i'm so glad

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this pie is unavailable i lost 45 pounds

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that's

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i didn't even i i did another review i

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didn't even notice available until i

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heard about it on the news came directly

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here hoping to find it be available i'll

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please make more yeah people are just

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asking for more same with the the

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christmas in the can like they're this

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this is like artificial inflation

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artificial demand like this is not

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capitalism here this is something

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very forced uh this is like well even

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biden hinted at price controls i don't

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want to get too far down that path no we

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can't

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yeah but this is like they're like we've

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been eating toxic [\h__\h] forever i mean

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subways got like fiberglass in their

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bread and everything like yeah why not

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have a reese's peanut butter cup that's

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you know 10 times the size of a normal

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one and you could just feed it to your

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family of four even though there's like

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20

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you know 50 servings in the whole thing

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so you know and that's how many people

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will eat the whole damn thing i will i

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would i would do it here on the show if

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i got one oh good lord

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i'll flush it down you eat it on the

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show

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i bet you probably could well here's the

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thing that'd be a good bet i bet i could

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eat it faster than you can flush it huh

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that's probably true yeah i don't know

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once your lower gi gets involved that's

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coming through pretty quick

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i can run it through the juicer and just

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force that [\h__\h] down that is true you

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do have access to certain technologies i

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i could just drink sugary peanut butter

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i got i got a ninja here

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you know i got some pretty good juicing

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technology here i'm not even going to

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get into that war then you got me beat i

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got great juicing technology here people

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don't even know i i got it so i want to

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know if someone could eat this and

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christmas in a can in one sitting

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see we would love to do these kinds of

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experiments here but they

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there's so few medical insurance won't

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let us do it i gotta go to the black

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market to get my reese's cake give us an

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email at ourbitcommon gmail.com check

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